More Info than Brains

Someone has posted the entire Simpsons Movie on Youtube.

Aside from that link being the only chance I have of bumping the masturbating walrus out of my top-click spot, this jackass has really gone a long way to demonstrate why the Internet is, eventually, doomed.

The Simpsons Movie costs a shit load to make, and the people who made it want to get paid. YouTube, believe it or not, also cost a shit load of money and/or blowjobs, and they want to get paid/recieve head at some point as well. This brings us to the point, The Simpsons Movie is good, and the people who make good things want to be paid for those things, otherwise, they’re going to sell used cars, or vacuums or blowjobs, or something people do pay for.

So the people who make the good content are going to look at YouTube and say, “dude, you gotta pay us for that, or like, not post it.” YouTube is going to be all, “like totally dude, we get it,” and take it down (just look at all the Viacom stuff). Then, Google comes in and says, “hey, Nimble Numballs (that’s what Google calls YouTube in the locker room), What happened to that 400Million views/day we paid $2 Billion for?”

YouTube is going to be all, “Dudddddde I know right, that was all The Daily Show but check it, this British chick is pretty talented.”

So they feature PaperLilies, she gets a couple million hits and realizes, “hey, I’m good at this and I should probably get paid for it,” and signs a contract with Viacom. YouTube (the Internet) is back where it started; a giant, gaping, butthole of buttholes shooting bottle rockets out of their buttholes.

Until someone figures out how to generate real dollars from the Internet, a place bread on the concept of free, it is headed the way of getting kicked in the penis; eventually, you stop thinking it’s going to get cool later, and just tell your sister to stop.