Zune to get new features: sippy cup, moo sounds

Adam Sohn, Microsoft’s head of PR, told Saul Hansel of the New York Times “Babies are born every day without an iPod. We will get there.”

At first this seemed a little crazy to me, as in, really, that’s their plan? Someone stood up in the board meeting and said, “I’ve solved it Bill! Check it … We can’t win right now, but there is a whole group of people who have never even heard of Apple!”

So, Bill is all, “Dude! Awesome, tell me! Tell me! Who are these cave dwelling music fans?”

“Get this … New. Born. Babies.

Perhaps they’re onto something though. Babies, these days, are hipper than ever with Yo Gabba Gabba using Mates of State, Ladytron and the Roots this year, perhaps babies are where it’s at.

williamsburg nursery

williamsburg nursery

**note: I would have posted this earlier, except I decided to photoshop a hipster baby.**


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