Why write comedy when you have companies like Twitter. Not only does Twitter not sell anything, or generate any revenue, but here they are three years in, and don’t even have a plan yet … well, they do, they swear, they’re just not going to tell us what it is yet because it’s a secret.
So, yesterday, as reported by CNET CEO Evan Williams said that the secret plan that he’s not going to tell us about, that he totally has, has changed under the new economic climate, but it’s still secret, and he’s still not going to tell us what it is.
…and she has warrants out for her arrest in the States for being so badass at giving me blowjobs. So I always have to go visit her. That’s why the two of you have never met.