So, this blog is about the Internet, and why it sucks and is ruining culture, the economy, and humans. I realize that American Apparel has nothing to do with the Internet, other than single-handedly funding banner services, and therefor useless blogs. However, for some time now, they have definitely been ruining culture, fashion and humans.
American Apparel is also responsible for providing content for one of my favorite blogs, which they also advertise on, so I have to give them that. However, with the launch of their new Afrika line, they have finally proven my theory that AA’s actual goal is to “see what we can get annoying hipsters to pay for.” At this point, I believe that Dove Charney has an excellent sense of humor, and the joke is on you, and you and of course, you.
Listen, no matter how skinny and 19 you are, there’s a reason why people stopped wearing leotards and leg warmers in public about the same time that they stopped having unprotected, anal sex with strangers.
It’s just not flattering.