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#984 – The guy who owns americanapparel.com.

What about this guy?

Now, it appears that he’s reduced his website to simply an American Flag, USA-shaped, redirect link to americanapparel.net, but his company is the source for silkscreened patriotic apparel and/or coffee mugs. Why? I’m assuming the same reason why there are so many I heart NY shirts; fatties in Alabama can’t get enough of them and you have to pay to make Tasmanian Devil sweatshirts.

I was giving this guy some time to come to his senses and sell his URL to the wealthiest douchbag alive but apparently he’d rather sit on his little redirect site, but it’s been almost a decade now.

Most likely, homeboy has a poor understanding of mathematics, and some silly backwater lawyer advised him to ask American Apparel for some ridiculous amount of money, like a Gagillion dollars. So, while American Apparel’s lawyers are trying to figure out just what a “gagillion” is, they’ve probably come back to this guy with more money than he’s ever seen … like, conservatively, a half million dollars.

So this guy continues, for all these years, making zero dollars, while American Apparel suffers the pains of dot-net.

Dov, while probably a rapist, isn’t an idiot. At this point, he’s probably just waiting until this guy keels over from too much ‘shine and America and forgets to renew his registration.

so “what about this guy,” who owns americanapparel.com for the last ten years and won’t lower his quote to more money than he’ll ever see from owning the URL himself?

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